Usually getting banking errors is extraordinarily annoying and leads to hours of coping with bots, followed by hours of dealing like people acting like robots , but for one man Chris Reynolds, he was briefly the riches person in the world. A PayPal error left him with slightly over $92 Quadrillion dollars. Just to be exact he had $92,233,720,368,547,800. Do you know what I would do with $92 quadrillion bucks?
With $92 quadrillion bucks I would scoff and throw money in rich races faces. With $92 quadrillion bucks I'd convert become called the George Washington Carver of $100 greenback bills. Turn it into fuel, burn it for warmth, wear it as a coat to shield from the cold, you mention it. With $92 quadrillion dollars I'd build everything I own out of money. My house, my vehicle, my cloths, my food. With $92 quadrillion dollars I would literally Scrooge McDuck and swim in my money.
Reynold's, however was not a fast thinking, dashingly good looking man as myself. Before he became the riches man in the world he was selling vehicle components on eBay part time. He only had $140 in his account. PayPal sends monthly account statements and the $92 quadrillion dollar gaff he though was a debt. Rather than immediately crapping his pants and crying bankruptcy in the streets. He did what any other average human being would do in his position. Post it on Facebook. Here's where a "long lost pal" noticed it was not a debt, but a credit to his account.
When he attempted to log into his account to verify his friends claims, he noticed that he was left among the lowest ranking poor folk in the world again with a $0 balance. Thanks PayPal. PayPal soon after contacted him and noted the massive mistake and stated that they would give a vague amount to a reason for Reynold's choice Rather than restoring his $140 that is. Yeah you can give that to the charity of Give Me My Friggin' Cash Back.
Reynold's said that the most he has ever had in his account before that was $1,000 from selling vintage BMW tires. Naturally the press asked him what would he have done with the $92 quadrillion greenbacks. He said that he would clear the US natural debt, perhaps buy the Philadelphia Phillies, and invest in some things. The ambiguity of this man's plans are beyond my comprehension. Let's do a quick hypothetical analysis of his plans.
Reynold's would withdrawal this money and pay off the US nationwide debt, which would be like spitting into the ocean for him. Just in that act alone he has committed a few felonies like grand larceny, computer misuse, tried hacking, computer crime, not to mention the fact it is online instantly makes all of his crimes Fed.. Just the charge of grand burglary larceny would land him an estimated 31,625,000,000 years. (Based off 1 or 2 cases online where roughly for stealing $1 million bucks they received around 3 and a half years in jail) That's just with one charge! They will be locking up his bloodline for all time. If the govt let's him live to see the remainder of his wishes with his cash, it would all be in vein proving the misconception in his unsophisticated views. Buying a sports team, cool concept. No failings in you are just about infinitely rich. You do it as you love the team. Investing cash in things Is this dude high There is not any investing when you have 126,547 times the quantity of money that Bill Gates has. There's only purchasing. Next, if you believed folks coming out the wood work for lottery loot was bad, this dude would be off the charts. People get murdered for lottery loot each day the difference is this bloke has the money to tell those robbery peasants to kick rocks. Not to mention he could hire a countries military to personally protect him.
So in summary, Reynold's repays the US National Debt, buys his favorite sports team, squanders irrelevant billions in scatterbrained investments, learns a lesson about long lost chums attempting to make contact again after striking it enormous means they are gold digging, and finally gets tossed in jail by a grateful US, which may eventually purloin all of his cash.
All that money is paid to have a jail built and named after you since you'll be living in one for the rest of your life/reincarnations. In which each reiteration of you would be getting cosy with each generation of Bubba in your eternal prison cell.
With $92 quadrillion bucks I would scoff and throw money in rich races faces. With $92 quadrillion bucks I'd convert become called the George Washington Carver of $100 greenback bills. Turn it into fuel, burn it for warmth, wear it as a coat to shield from the cold, you mention it. With $92 quadrillion dollars I'd build everything I own out of money. My house, my vehicle, my cloths, my food. With $92 quadrillion dollars I would literally Scrooge McDuck and swim in my money.
Reynold's, however was not a fast thinking, dashingly good looking man as myself. Before he became the riches man in the world he was selling vehicle components on eBay part time. He only had $140 in his account. PayPal sends monthly account statements and the $92 quadrillion dollar gaff he though was a debt. Rather than immediately crapping his pants and crying bankruptcy in the streets. He did what any other average human being would do in his position. Post it on Facebook. Here's where a "long lost pal" noticed it was not a debt, but a credit to his account.
When he attempted to log into his account to verify his friends claims, he noticed that he was left among the lowest ranking poor folk in the world again with a $0 balance. Thanks PayPal. PayPal soon after contacted him and noted the massive mistake and stated that they would give a vague amount to a reason for Reynold's choice Rather than restoring his $140 that is. Yeah you can give that to the charity of Give Me My Friggin' Cash Back.
Reynold's said that the most he has ever had in his account before that was $1,000 from selling vintage BMW tires. Naturally the press asked him what would he have done with the $92 quadrillion greenbacks. He said that he would clear the US natural debt, perhaps buy the Philadelphia Phillies, and invest in some things. The ambiguity of this man's plans are beyond my comprehension. Let's do a quick hypothetical analysis of his plans.
Reynold's would withdrawal this money and pay off the US nationwide debt, which would be like spitting into the ocean for him. Just in that act alone he has committed a few felonies like grand larceny, computer misuse, tried hacking, computer crime, not to mention the fact it is online instantly makes all of his crimes Fed.. Just the charge of grand burglary larceny would land him an estimated 31,625,000,000 years. (Based off 1 or 2 cases online where roughly for stealing $1 million bucks they received around 3 and a half years in jail) That's just with one charge! They will be locking up his bloodline for all time. If the govt let's him live to see the remainder of his wishes with his cash, it would all be in vein proving the misconception in his unsophisticated views. Buying a sports team, cool concept. No failings in you are just about infinitely rich. You do it as you love the team. Investing cash in things Is this dude high There is not any investing when you have 126,547 times the quantity of money that Bill Gates has. There's only purchasing. Next, if you believed folks coming out the wood work for lottery loot was bad, this dude would be off the charts. People get murdered for lottery loot each day the difference is this bloke has the money to tell those robbery peasants to kick rocks. Not to mention he could hire a countries military to personally protect him.
So in summary, Reynold's repays the US National Debt, buys his favorite sports team, squanders irrelevant billions in scatterbrained investments, learns a lesson about long lost chums attempting to make contact again after striking it enormous means they are gold digging, and finally gets tossed in jail by a grateful US, which may eventually purloin all of his cash.
All that money is paid to have a jail built and named after you since you'll be living in one for the rest of your life/reincarnations. In which each reiteration of you would be getting cosy with each generation of Bubba in your eternal prison cell.
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